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Sheep or Wolf? Is that all we really are?

I have taken a hiatus from the blog to work on other projects, but I have a rekindled interest.  This is to document a path of a train that is either headed for a place that doesn’t exist or towards something that appears to be along the lines of a runaway train headed towards several buses full of blind deaf kids.

Everyone knows Eddie’s view, “fuck or be fucked” “pimp or be pimped” there is never any middle ground.  We all know my views on equality.    With this being said, the hiatus is over now that I have met an interesting character for names sake we will proceed to call her Erica, it has been a real treat to meet this person as well as have some interesting conversations.  It’s the true epitome of “fuck or be fucked’ and this has now why I am sharing this all.

Guys! Lately I have seen a serious trend in guys seemingly wants to be abused, taken advantage of, or as another person put it “crushed”. I am not sure why, but I do have some insight to this from some of my adult work.

I have seen to notice that with some of these women they try to pull fast ones one everyone around them.  They are trying to be the world’s greatest con, but let’s be honest woman as a con person, you guessed NO FUCKING WAY!  They may be able to pull it off its only in 1-2 cities, but this is like the head sheep trying to pull the wool over all the other sheep’s eyes, no big deal. While the wolves go ahead and get that fire nice and hot for the meal that is working to try to be what they are not.  It’s as if they are playing their own game, and fail to realize there world consists of the glass cage they were put in for the bigger kids amusement.

These women have the potential to live well off and not have near the issues they potentially face.  Because as soon as they step up to the big boys world that’s when you can say Shit hits the fan.  They step out of there league they tend to start playing with people who are by no means ready to be fucked.

The most fun thing to watch is these women who think they are god’s gift to men, just because they have a pussy they feel that they are entitled to the world and everything in it. Well lets be honest here. Men make more money as we should, and we can pretty much have pussy whenever we like as all women are pretty much whores one level or another.  They all may not leave a bill on the nightstand, but that ring you bought, that house, that car, everything out of the pottery barn catalog on page 45. You’re paying for it for one way or another.

These women end in one of two ways my friends.

One: They live a happy life taking, taking, and taking, and preying on the humble man that strive so hard to make their princess happy. They sacrifice, they skimp, they save, so she can have that 250 dollar hair style a month, that new Benz in the drive way, that rock on her finger, why she continues to browse and choose and play and flirt, while her man sits at home and takes what little piece of ass he can get and will continue to be happy because they do not know any better.

Two: They meet someone who will respect them enough to keep their pretty ass in check, and not be that the man on the side in their own home.  They end up being put in their place, and make things work and are fulfilled in other means other than with the self-righteous entitlement plan.

I am not one to judge, and we all know I am the quickest one to judge these succubus’s .  Is there a right and wrong, No. Is there a way that I feel about it sure. You can make up your own mind. But I do say if your woman is treating you bad,  there is plenty of fish in the see.

As a good movie once told me.

The best part of this job is all the barely legal pussy that comes in here. And they all look up to me ’cause I’ve got a driver’s license. It’s awesome.

Welcome back to Eddie speaks: Today’s topic random, I am going to touch base on a little bit of everything, because I am a man and I can do so if I want.

I will warn you that yes I am probably going to offend you and yes your probably going to either send hate mail, or the ones with my cell number hate texts. Thats ok, atleast your using that female brain of yours for something more productive than shopping for a new coat.  Because honestly if you were shopping for a skirt, most men wouldn’t mind that is your place after all!

Relationship Equality:

First off lets establish the word equality, well its how a woman tries to take her place as supreme being in a relationship.  Anytime your woman bring this word out you know your in trouble. You have to keep her in line explain to her that you have no desire to be as pliable as a piece of Twizzlers candy, and we all know if you give up your loosing your man-interest in that relationship.

Another words, don’t let her try to move in on your man-interest on the sly with that awful word of equality.

Liberated woman – So you wanted to trade cooking and cleaning for some serious putting out and smoking some pole.

Lets look at this like a man logically, first of all remember when the man was the sole bread winner, and he was able to come home to a nice homemade meal, and if he had that girl trained right maybe a pie or two, ah those were the days.  Well those days are now came and gone, and it was all traded for putting out and sucking some cock.

You know why woman are on top, do you know what happens when you through us men more work, we man up and get it done. You never hear woman up do you I didn’t think so.  But about men, we want to get to the top and we plan on getting there as fast as possible.

This kind of ties everything together:

Why cant woman act their place in the home, really, times were better back then men

Woman with the proverbial set of brass balls!

Well, I am sure you can tell what this is about before I even start, woman who carry their own set or her mans sets of balls around in her pocket.  Nothing drives me more up a wall that a woman who feels the need to have her own set, woman thats why you have a man. We come with our own set no need for you to have one.  If we wanted you to have a set we would find a man, then we would have a gym partner, fishing buddy, and never have to bitch at someone about the tv during fight night, the super bowl, or any other sports we so choose to watch.

I am not saying that it isnt good for a woman to be able to stand up for her self and have a spine, that’s totally different. Example you say, but of couse I can provide one.

Lets talk about our friend Johnny, Johnny is in a room with friends watching movies. Johnny has been egging a girl on for days, we shall call her Samantha. Samantha after putting up with this being harassed for 4 days by Johnny, finally decides she has a back bone and makes her way across the floor to slap him, I call this having a back bone, she was done being ran in the dirt just to get a rise out of her.  This also shows Johnny is figuring out how much of temper Samantha has, but like her slap, you still know there is a lot left to be desired.

That is an example of a woman who decided she had a backbone, congratulations.  That is step one in not being a total cunt.  Most people realize doormats are only so fun before they get used up and thrown out.

Now I will show an example of a woman who has that proverbial set of balls.

Lets talk about our other friend Steven, Steven is a great guy, but dating super cunt Megan.  Sitting at home enjoying a nice evening, Megan decides all of a sudden she wants to goto the mall.  Not a problem other than Steven was watching the Pengiuns in the playoffs.  Megan proceeds to walk to the TV and turns the game off in the 3rd period.  She then promptly tells Steven they are going shoe shopping and to see her parents.  Before Steven even has a chance to say no Megan has handed Steven her purse which contain his balls that obviously he will never get back.

This my friend is what I like to call a Cunt, she is carrying around her man’s balls in her new Coach bag that was bought by Steven, poor guy.  She might as well hand him the trendy purse and skirt because he might as well be the one wearing it.

The only thing Steven can do at this point to take his set back from her purse is, stand up slap Megan back down, make her sit through the entire Daytona 500 holding his beer since obviously she is enough of a frigid bitch to keep them cold for him without a can koozie.